Sunday, April 27, 2008

Vegetarian joy

This Earth Day marked my fifth year as a vegetarian. Yay! This makes me a joyful monkey: it's rare I commit to anything so thoroughly.

I'm not a vegan, and I don't find meat-consumption immoral. This is important! Humans are opportunistic omnivores: meat tastes good to us. Our tree-ape brains crave it as a ready source of protein, vitamin B12 and omega fatty acids.

Consuming less meat is better for the environment. It takes a lot of land, water and fuel to raise beef cattle, so cutting your consumption even a little is a positive step.

How does one commit to vegetarianism when meat is so damn tasty?

  1. Accept that you're not perfect. You will make mistakes, you might give in to a craving, you don't have to give up because you've eaten a marshmallow or bought a leather jacket. Look at the big picture: you're already consuming fewer resources!
  2. Acknowledge your cravings, there's almost always a reason for them. Craving a rare steak? You may need more iron and protein.
  3. Enjoy vegetables. I can go on at length about the perfection in a bell pepper, the virtues of radishes, and the juicy crunch of perfectly-steamed carrots, but I'll save those for other entries. Explore the produce section, sample new things.
  4. Dietary supplements. You need B12 to function. This is only found in animal-products. Vegetarians find it in milk and eggs, Vegans need to take supplements or eat foods fortified with it. I also recommend flax seed or flax seed oil for the various omega fatty acids. Flax seeds taste good in salads and soups, it's easy to include them in your cooking.
  5. Sample foreign foods. American food tends to treat meat as the dish, whereas many other parts of the world treat it as flavoring. Italian food is a good place to start: accessible to the American palate, easy to find. I love Thai, Chinese and Indian, and I'm making good inroads on a Lebanese cookbook.
  6. Take up cooking. Trust me on this one. You'll love your food more when you know what goes into it.
If you're on the fence about making the change, don't worry about it. Committing to eating more plant-foods isn't like saying "no more animal products, ever!" There's plenty of space between carnivore and herbivore.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

"Drink your coffee like a warrior."



Coffee. It's more than just a brown, caffienated drink: it's a culture. It's such a quintessential luxury item that "latte-drinking" has become a synonym for someone considered wealthy and effete.

A lot of technology goes into an honest cup of drip coffee. Coffee plantations have sophisticated irrigation systems. Beans are harvested, dried, roasted and shipped. Brewing coffee relies on having enough clean water, fuel for heating it, and preparation time. Free time is a luxury in itself!

Full disclosure: I may or may not work for the Siren. Promise you, I'm an anonymous barista, not some marketing tycoon trying to viral spread information and sell you something.

Should I ever win the lottery, an espresso machine from Elektra is going mid-way down the list of likely purchases. These machines are beautiful, particularly the Belle Epoque.

Look at those lines! Not an anonymous boxy shape, like the towering automatic Verissimos you encounter at the Siren's. This is smooth and evocative, something lovingly crafted by a mad scientist and her minions to brew the perfect espresso. (Why yes, I do read Girl Genius, why do you ask?)

Love your coffee. It's taken millenia of agriculture and centuries of industrialization to come to you!
For two weeks I wore a monkey on my head. Customers would say "Hey, you've got a monkey on your head."

I would blink and say "What monkey?" Most people would just smile and appreciate the joke.

One day it was too early in the morning for monkeys, so I took it off. A customer stops me. "What happened to your monkey?"

"Oh, I took it off," I say.

"A-hah!" he says, triumphantly. "I knew you had a monkey on your head! I was thinking about that all week!"

And that's how I realized that some people need hobbies.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Coming soon!

Remember: don't take life too seriously. Some people have real problems.

Content is coming!